Body Count Reset

Start fresh. Get it in writing.

Name on the certificate Current body count Reset date I'm 18 or older and understand this is a joke certificate for entertainment only. I agree to the Terms.

What you get: a printable novelty certificate with your name, your chosen date and your previous count, reset to 0. $1.00 per body counted, plus any sales tax or VAT.

Payments: orders are processed by Stripe, our merchant of record, which handles payment, tax and billing support.

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For entertainment only. This is a joke certificate. It isn't an official, legal or medical document, and no government or organization issues or endorses it. 18+ only.

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